Road trip FOMO: pro-tips and bucket lists

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A few times throughout my road trip, I was hit pretty hard with some FOMO. I realized that it was in large part because I was sad to be missing out on things in Boston, like so many friends’ defenses! Also, I was sad to not have enough time to do all the cool things I wanted to on my road trip. So I wrote them down! If you are taking a trip through any of these parts of the US soon, please know that I will be living vicariously through you.

Arkansas

Pro-tips

  • Ouachita forest: so many rec areas!

Bucket list

  • Just all of it again but slower

New Mexico

Pro-tips

  • El Malpais was really fun. The rim trail was beautiful (but bring a friend bc it gets boring).
  • Joe Skeen campground was probably the best free BLM camp I stayed at.

Bucket list

  • Come back with caving gear and visit the lava tubes.
  • Also do the long 7-hour hike through the middle of the badlands.
  • Visit El Morro, but make sure to get to the campsite early because it fills up really fast.

Grand Canyon

Pro-tips

  • Backcountry office is way less busy than the visitor center, it has flush toilets, and parking fills up less quickly than the visitor center
  • camp in the forest just outside the park: you won’t be alone. If you’re not in an RV, have dinner at a picnic area in the park first, stop by a bathroom, and then head to the forest. Don’t lock yourself out of your car though.

Bucket list

  • Tanner Trail
  • Rim to rim hike
  • Bright angel again, but start a bit earlier and go all the way to Plateau Point
  • Check out the North Rim (not open all season, check the dates before going)

North of Grand canyon/South Grand Escalante, Kanab region

Pro-tips

  • Badger Canyon “camp” is awesome

Bucket list

  • All of it! Spencer Lake trail for next time, but I’d definitely do Cathedral Wash again.
  • Buckskin gulch trail (starting from Wire tap)
  • Actually get your shit together to go do The Wave lottery (but remember: Arizona and Utah might be an hour different if it’s daylight savings!)
  • Maybe the Peek-a-boo slot canyon that’s to the west of Kanab?

Zion National Park

Pro-tips

  • Angel’s landing trail is so awesome. The hike up to the start of the exciting trail is very quick, the hike up to Angel’s Landing is also fairly short but requires a lot of waiting for other hikers, so in the end the estimated time is about accurate.

Bucket list

  • as many trails as possible from the East side
  • hike through the Narrows (with a friend who knows how to prepare for a hike through a river)

Bryce Canyon National Park

Pro-tips

  • Bryce Canyon Coffee Co in Tropic is super lovely! Also attached to a motel.
  • All of the viewpoints have parking, so if you’re early enough in the day you probably don’t need to take the shuttle. (It comes every 15 min, so it’s not as frequent as in Zion). The additional parking seems to fill up by 10 am or so.

Bucket list

  • If I’m feeling like backpacking: the under-the-rim trail seems awesome.
  • If not, figure out what the trail is that leaves from Rainbow Point and goes out to the point in front of it.
  • Maybe try to find some hikes in the forest between Bryce and Tropic (or go back and do Red Canyon hike?)

Grand Staircase Escalante National Monument area

Pro-tips

  • Unlike most other areas I’ve camped in, this one has no service!
  • Lots of washboard on the main road, and trails to find campsites are fairly rough – high clearance recommended

Bucket list

  • Petrified forest state park
  • Willow Gulch trail, all the way to the arch at the “end”
  • Come prepared for some overnight backpacking hikes
  • BRING A DOG TO PLAY
  • Come with enough time to hang around the campsite and explore the surroundings

Road between Grand Staircase and Moab

Pro-tips

  • Omg pies at Capitol Reef what a lovely surprise! Come prepared to nom.

Bucket lists

  • Figure out backcountry camping and permits for the area around scenic byway 24 and go exploring
  • Actually drive on 95 like Janyne told me to (AKA between Hanksville, Fry Canyon, and Blanding)
  • Spend more time at Capitol Reef, but preferably only there so it doesn’t get diluted by all the other cool things nearby
  • Re-do the Little Wild Horse slot canyon near Goblin Valley State Park, but do the whole loop and don’t die in a flash flood. Also, explore that area more and camp closer to the slot canyon hike (rather than the weird parking-lot-like BLM campsite)

Moab

Pro-tips

  • Make sure you have your shit together and book a campsite in advance, otherwise it’s very hard to find somewhere. BLM campsites are fairly small but reservable, Canyonlands is also an option.
  • Take the road that goes along the Colorado (route 128) instead of highway 191 if you’re heading out and going northeast.

Badlands

Pro-tips

  • The campground is really cheap: $12 if you have the America the Beautiful pass, and it’s right next to a lovely diner with internet, warmth, and beer

Black Hills

Bucket list

  • Just come camping here for a trip, and hike around
  • Mt. Rushmore, I guess…

Yellowstone and Grand Tetons

Pro-tips

  • Learn how to prepare for bears. If you want to hike, it’s better to find a friend for this part of the trip.
  • Old Faithful erupts every ~90 minutes. There’s a couple of short hikes to do around there. Plan to be there for at least 2 or 3 eruptions if you can, since some of them are less whelming.
  • While you’re waiting for Old Faithful, get a Huckleberry ice cream float at the cafe. Best ice cream float I’ve ever had.

Bucket list

  • Hike all up in those Tetons.
  • Also hike in Yellowstone, but with a friend who’s ready to fight bears.
  • Bighorn forest to the east of Yellowstone is spectacular. Their slogan is “Like Yellowstone but without the crowds” and it isn’t totally inaccurate. Would be fun to go back and explore that area.

Idaho

Pro-tips

  • Idaho BLM doesn’t really have maps available, either on Avenza or in the (Idaho Falls) office. But they do have a nice booklet with recreation opportunities, which includes some campsites
  • There are campsites near Swan Falls dam. I also found one at the top of the canyon which was right by the road but quite nice.

Bucket list

  • Craters of the Moon national monument
  • Apparently going North-South is pretty stupendous, and Idaho has the best wilderness areas of any state. So go find those and do that.
  • Shoshone falls

California highway 1

Pro-tips

  • all of the pull-outs seem to have a day use fee. Park on the side of the highway and walk in (alleviate your guilt by avoiding eye contact with the ranger)
  • Los Padres National Forest starts near the south of Big Sur. There are signs to campgrounds up the hill, Prewitt Ridge was where I headed.
  • Bring a friend to drive so you don’t almost kill yourself looking at the views on the windy road. (Not speaking from experience, of course…)

Bucket lists

  • All of it again but slower. But I’d need to figure out the (free) camping situation…